回看我的中国计划China Checklist Review

美国到了!我觉得这个时候回美国是对的。为什么?我很喜欢住在中国,在那儿有很多朋友!我告诉你:去中国以前我有一些想做的事情。七个月以前我打算计划完成以后再回家,告诉我的家人我爱他们,跟他们一起过圣诞节,然后做新的计划还有一定回中国。虽然我遇到了一些出乎意料的麻烦,但是我做完了!你看!

I’m back in America!  I think this is the right time to go back to America.  Why?  I really like living in China and I have a lot of friends there!  I’ll tell you: before I went to China I had a list of things I wanted to do in China.  Seven months ago I planned to come home after completing my plan, remind my family that I love them, celebrate Christmas with them, then make a new plan and surely return to China.  Although my plan met some unexpected difficulties, I finished it!  Take a look!

我的中国计划  My China to-do list

住在中国的时候我想。。。

While I live in China I want to …

跟我的大学旅行           Travel with my university’s study abroad program

                去中国以前我在我的大学学习了两年汉语 (因为玩儿的很开心!哈哈)。每个夏天我的汉语老师会陪一些学生去中国旅行和上文化课。上个五月我跟我四个同学和我的老师一起到了北京。我们也去了济南(一天),曲阜(一天),和青岛(三个星期,在青岛大学上课)。  虽然我的一些同学根本没学过汉语,但是在青岛大学我们都认识了特别好的中国朋友。我的同学都很不错,所以玩儿得很开心!

Before I went to China I studied Chinese language for two years (because it was fun!  Haha).  Every summer my Chinese teacher takes some students to China to travel and study culture.  Last May I arrived in Beijing with my teacher and four classmates.  We traveled to Jinan (one day), Qufu (one day), and Qingdao (3 weeks, where we had class for three weeks).  Although some of my classmates had never studied Chinese language before, we all met great new Chinese friends at Qingdao University.  My classmates were great so we all had a great trip!

我的同学们 Me and my classmates 从左到右: From left to right: Cody, 彭永健(Daniel), 我(me), Jackie(一个青岛大学生, a student at Qingdao University),和(and) Mark

我和我的同学们
Me and my classmates
从左到右:
From left to right: Cody, 彭永健(Daniel), 我(me), Jackie(一个青岛大学生, a student at Qingdao University),和(and) Mark

Cody在青岛大学(中国学生)餐厅 Cody at the Qingdao University (Chinese student) cafeteria

Cody在青岛大学(中国学生)餐厅
Cody at the Qingdao University (Chinese student) cafeteria

青岛很漂亮! Qingdao is so beautiful!

青岛很漂亮!
Qingdao is so beautiful!

做了六个月Au Pair 的工作  Work for six months as an Au Pair

                虽然一个月以后我的同学都走了,但是我自己从青岛到了杭州开始Au Pair 的工作。我打算做这个工作做六个月,但是这个居然比我想象的难。我换了两次家庭!虽然我有麻烦,但是我还很开心。我认识了比较多的小弟弟和小妹妹,他们都很好,可爱,特别! 我很想杭州,但是在北京我也认识了很多新朋友。如果我跟我的同学一起在中国只待了一个月就回美国的话,我一定不高兴因为住在中国一个月太短了时间!

Although my classmates left after one month, I went by myself to Hangzhou to start my job as an Au Pair.  I planned to do this job for 6 months, but that was unexpectedly difficult.  I had to change families twice!    Although I had difficulties, I am still happy over all.  I got to meet a lot of kids compared to other Au Pairs.  They were all sweet, cute, and so special to me!  I miss Hangzhou, but I made a lot of new friends in Beijing too.  If I had left China along with my classmates after only one month, I surely would have been unhappy because one month is too short of a time to live in China!

在杭州我住在Jonny的家 In Hangzhou I lived with Jonny's family

在杭州我住在Jonny的家
In Hangzhou I lived with Jonny’s family

在北京我住在Mingming和Lele的家 In Beijing I lived with Mingming and Lele's family

在北京我住在Mingming和Lele的家
In Beijing I lived with Mingming and Lele’s family

然后我住在Leeya和Sophia和Yoyo的家(也在北京)。 这是Leeya的照片。 Next I lived with Leeya, Sophia, and Yoyo's family. This is a photo of Leeya.

然后我住在Leeya和Sophia和Yoyo的家(也在北京)。
这是Leeya的照片。
Next I lived with Leeya, Sophia, and Yoyo’s family.
This is a photo of Leeya.

这是Sophia的照片

这是Sophia的照片

这是Yoyo的照片

这是Yoyo的照片

认识新的中国朋友  Meet new Chinese friends

                我觉得认识新的中国朋友特别容易,也是最好的朋友。认识你们很高兴!谢谢大家帮我做东西(找到出租车,点菜,买票,什么的)。我真喜欢跟你们一起玩儿!你们都是我的中国家人。

Making new Chinese friends is so easy and they are such good friends.  It’s so nice to have met you all!  Thanks everybody for helping me do stuff (like finding a taxi, ordering food, buying tickets, etc.)  I really liked hanging out with you guys!  You are all my Chinese family.

跟Bella一起吃了晚饭 Eating dinner with Bella

跟Bella一起吃了晚饭
Eating dinner with Bella

在798我跟越一起吃了糖葫芦 Yue and I ate Tanghulu (a kind of candied fruit) together

在798我跟越一起吃了糖葫芦
Yue and I ate Tanghulu (a kind of candied fruit) together

我跟Sylvia一起去了故宫 I went with Sylvia to the Forbidden City

我跟Sylvia一起去了故宫
I went with Sylvia to the Forbidden City

在青岛啤酒厂博物馆 我跟Qian'er和甜甜 Me with Qian'er and Tiantian at the Qingdao Beer Factory Museum

在青岛啤酒厂博物馆
我跟Qian’er和甜甜
Me with Qian’er and Tiantian at the Qingdao Beer Factory Museum

每天练习汉语                Practice Chinese every day

如果我只用汉语说容易的东西(这个多少钱?我想吃那个。什么的)那么我的汉语水平就不能提高,我也快觉得说汉语没有意思了。中国朋友们,谢谢帮我练习汉语(如果你不会说英语,就是最好的,真的!) 虽然我有点害羞,但是我觉得说汉语玩儿的很开心!跟你们聊天很开心!

If I only used my Chinese to say easy things (How much does this cost?  I want to eat that.  Etc.)  then my Chinese wouldn’t improve and I would quickly start to think that speaking Chinese was boring.  To my Chinese friends, thank you for helping me practice Chinese (if you can’t speak English, you were especially helpful, really!)  Although I’m a bit shy, I really enjoy speaking Chinese!  I enjoy our conversations!

在杭州民宿我跟这些小朋友一起读了英文和中文小故事,看了中文电视,和打牌了! In a guest house in Hangzhou these kids and I read English and Chinese stories together, watched Chinese TV, and played card games.

在杭州民宿我跟这些小朋友一起读了英文和中文小故事,看了中文电视,和打牌了!
In a guest house in Hangzhou these kids and I read English and Chinese stories together, watched Chinese TV, and played card games!

去看我的来中国以前认识的朋友们                  Meet up with Chinese friends that I met before coming to China

去中国以前练习说汉语很不容易因为在我的大学和老家中国人很少。所以我上网找到了一些中国朋友一起练习说和写。在中国我见到了三个朋友(Lily,我当然也想看你!谢谢给我礼物!)

Before I went to China it was difficult to practice Chinese conversation because at my university and at home there are very few Chinese people.  So, I found some Chinese friends online to practice writing and speaking with.  In China I was able to meet three of these friends (Lily, of course I want to visit you too!  Thanks for sending me the present!)

这是我的好朋友Kate。 她在北京是一个学生。 This is my good friend Kate.  She is a student in Beijing.

这是我的好朋友Kate。 她在北京是一个学生。
This is my good friend Kate. She is a student in Beijing.

这是我的朋友Jade。 她在深圳工作。 This is my friend Jade.  She works in Shenzhen.

这是我的朋友Jade。 她在深圳工作。
This is my friend Jade. She works in Shenzhen.

吃很多东西!                Eat lots of food!

啊,我爱中餐!我的美国朋友担心每天吃中餐会没有意思。不对,其实中餐很丰富多样,很好吃!菜比美国也便宜很多!我很怀念中餐!我可能最喜欢吃烤鸭了。

Ah, I love Chinese food!  My American friends worried that eating Chinese food every day would get boring.  That’s not true at all though, actually Chinese food as a lot of variation, all the dishes are different and they’re all delicious!  The food is so much cheaper than in America as well!  I think roast duck might be my favorite.img_20161123_101142_hdr

茶 Tea


Tea

热的荔枝汁 Hot litchi juice

热的荔枝汁
Hot litchi juice

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找到数学工作

虽然我在大学学习了两年汉语,但是其实我学习的是数学专业。虽然我很喜欢孩子也觉得教英语很有意思,但是我也很喜欢我的专业,想找到关于数学的工作(不是数学老师的工作,是统计学的工作!)。虽然去中国以前我没有计划,但是在北京我找到了Paires公司,做了一个月的 统计学实习工作!

Although I studied Chinese language at university for two years, my major was actually math.  Although I really like children and think teaching English is interesting, I also really like what I majored in and want to find a job doing math (not a math teaching job, a job in statistics!).  Although I didn’t have any plans before I went to China, I found a company in Beijing called Paires and spent a month there doing a statistics internship!img_20161209_190437_hdr

虽然我回到了美国,但是我当然想回中国。在中国我还想…

Although I returned to the US, of course I want to go back to China.  In China I still want to…

-学太极

Learn Tai Chi

-在公园里跟老人一起打麻将

Play Mahjong with old people in the park

-和拜访我的好朋友。我很喜欢我的中国朋友们!

and visit my Chinese friends.  I really miss my Chinese friends!

Matcha Treasure Hunt

In which I try a new method of sharing food virtually (which still falls short of lickable screens).

Hello there!  I finished my Au Pair contract and I’m back in the U.S. (for Christmas!).  However, that means that I have access to Youtube OH GLORIOUS DAY!!  ahm… which means that I can share a couple videos I was experimenting on making but couldn’t share when I was in China.  Take a look, see what you think!

Pizza for breakfast, anyone?

In which I finally try out Pizza Hut’s breakfast menu

I’ve touched on Chinese pizza before, but now I’ve expanded my experiences to include sit down dinning at Dominoes and the gourmet breakfast menu at Pizza Hut.

Dominoes

Oh no, Dominoes has infiltrated China too.... oh yes.  I've gotta try it!

Oh no, Dominoes has infiltrated China too…. oh yes. I’ve gotta try it!

Not as fancy as most of the other foreign fast food chains I’ve seen, but hey, I’m not even sure I’ve ever enjoyed Dominoes pizza inside the restaurant itself.  I thought they only did takeout orders.  I wanted to order something that was tailored to Chinese taste buds and probably would never appear on an American menu.  There were several options.

Ah yes, that crispy chicken with Chinese sweet potato sauce.  A winning combination!

Ah yes, that crispy chicken with Chinese sweet potato sauce. A winning combination!

The chicken was tasty, the sauce was interesting but (like most breads I've tasted in China) just a little too sweet.  My only regret, though, is that I forgot to get stuffed crust.

The chicken was tasty, the sauce was interesting, and the tomato and pineapple were a nice touch.  However (like most breads I’ve tasted in China) the combination was just a little too sweet. My only regret, though, is that I forgot to get stuffed crust.  Pretty good I’d say!

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A fleet of pizza delivery bikes parked outside

A fleet of pizza delivery bikes parked outside

Mural inside Dominoes

Mural inside Dominoes

Pizza Hut (for Breakfast!)

Pizza Hut proudly boasts their breakfast menus on the signs out front.  Now that I think about it, Pizza Hut probably does a lot of breakfast business in the U.S.  However, I didn’t expect cold leftovers to be front-and-center on their breakfast menu, though.  What do they have for breakfast?  Is it pizza?

Ham and egg sandwich slices and a glass of milk tea.  Superb!

Ham, cheese, and egg sandwich slices and a glass of milk tea. Superb!

What I got handed by the waitress was the closest thing to a Western breakfast menu as I’ve ever seen in China (and no pizza at all).  Aside from the milk tea the menu had normal Western breakfast items like omelettes, toast, pancakes, etc.  This might not seem monumental if you don’t know how different a Chinese breakfast is from a Western one.  Most Chinese breakfast tables feature rice or bean porridge, boiled eggs, steamed vegetables and buns, and maybe some sausage.

I still can't get over the fact that this is Pizza Hut in its Chinese incarnation

I still can’t get over the fact that this is Pizza Hut in its Chinese incarnation!

So, is there a moral to the story?  Always experiment with fusion fast food, and if your stuck in China and craving a “normal” breakfast, go to Pizza Hut!

Beijing Trampoline Park

In which I go do an energetic and childish activity without the kids and bounce off the walls (literally).

One of the advantages of living in a big city is that there’s an indoor trampoline park, but an advantage of living in a ridiculously huge city is that you get to price compare trampoline parks.  Ha!  Visiting a trampoline park is something I’ve wanted to try for a while and I finally convinced two friends to go with me, Kate and Yue.

Our first objective after traveling across town was to get lunch.  We decided on a restaurant specializing in food from Hunan Province.

Ah, yes. The comfort of beef and potatoes on a cold day transcends cultures!

Ah, yes. The comfort of beef and potatoes on a cold day transcends cultures!

Slightly over-salted but nonetheless delicious fish.

Slightly over-salted but nonetheless delicious fish.

After a not-too-heavy lunch we headed to the trampoline park.  Basically a trampoline park is just an indoor place space where the floor and walls are all trampolines!  The one we visited also had basketball hoops, a climbing wall, and a foam pit.  We were the only adults there besides parents and staff, but that’s ok! (I can blend in, right?)

This was my birthday party as far as I'm concerned.

This was my birthday party as far as I’m concerned ^-^

Excited to get started! I've got one hour to spend all my energy. Ready, set, GO!

Excited to get started! I’ve got one hour to spend all my energy. Ready, set, GO!

The floor and walls are trampolines, meaning you can jump from one trampoline to the next. These should replace sidewalks.

The floor and walls are trampolines, meaning you can jump from one trampoline to the next. These should replace sidewalks!  One of my goals is to learn how to use the wall trampolines for bouncing.  Mostly they just get used as slides.

Kate got swallowed by the foam pit. There were trampoline spring pads on one end (great for practicing flips if you're afraid of falling on your head!) and a rock climbing wall on the other side (no harness needed).

Kate got swallowed by the foam pit. There were trampoline spring pads on one end (great for practicing flips if you’re afraid of falling on your head!) and a rock climbing wall on the other side (no harness needed).

Falling off a rock wall isn't supposed to be this much fun.

Falling off a rock wall isn’t supposed to be this much fun.

Yue and I couldn't figure out what these baby trampolines for doing there. How could you ever go back to using those now???

Yue and I couldn’t figure out what these baby trampolines for doing there. How could you ever go back to using those now???

After a solid hour of jumping my friends were exhausted but when I saw this all stamina limitations were forgotten. Unfortunately my hard-earned Dance Dance Revolution skills did not carry over to this way more complicated game variation... still cool-looking!

After a solid hour of jumping my friends were exhausted but when I saw this all stamina limitations were forgotten. Unfortunately my hard-earned Dance Dance Revolution skills did not carry over to this way more complicated game variation… the machine is epic-looking though!

Post-jumping ice cream at Chinese Dairy Queen. I got a Tiramisu Oreo Blizzard and Yue got an Almond Green Tea ice cream cone.

Post-jumping ice cream at Dairy Queen. I got a Tiramisu Oreo Blizzard and Yue got an Almond Green Tea ice cream cone.

We sat and talked for a long time, then called it a night and headed home to shower.  I had a lot of fun and would definitely recommend visiting a trampoline park!

If Beijing were a postcard

In which I team up with a friend and do all the classic things in Beijing

So, one of the upsides to moving to the capital city is that it’s more likely for my friends in other places to come visit me coincidentally.  Sure enough, a few weeks ago I got a message from Sylvia, a Chinese friend I met back at Qingdao University, that she would be spending a few days in Beijing to do visa stuff.

Although she’s Chinese, Sylvia had never been to Beijing before.  She and I both had Saturday free, so we planned to spend the day doing all the famous things!  Most of the sites I already saw back when I first arrived in China with study abroad, but that was several months ago at this point.  I definitely soaked it in a little better this time.

Found a cozy place to take pictures on a rainy afternoon at 798 Art District.

Despite the slight rain, we found a cozy place to take pictures on a rainy afternoon at 798 Art District, the Friday before our full day adventure.

Part 1: 南锣鼓巷 / Nanluoguxiang Hutong

The main tourist thoroughfare branches off to quieter side streets at regular intervals.

The main tourist thoroughfare branches off to quieter side streets at regular intervals.

Back in the olden days, people in the northern cities (most famously Beijing) lived in square houses called 四合院 (siheyuan).  The spaces between these properties form wide streets as well as long narrow alleyways, known as 胡同 (hutong).  Both the architecture and style are iconic of Northern Chinese cities like Beijing.

These days most people live in apartment buildings instead of these one-story square homes, but many hutong networks have been preserved, restored, or re-purposed as tourist shopping districts.  Most notably, Nanluoguxiang is a huge network of streets in the inner city that from both beaten path roads full of novelty shops and narrow residential alleys that you’ll probably not notice until your GPS walking directions insist that you’ve reached your turn.  What, you mean that tiny gap between two buildings?  Don’t get lost.

Exploring the Hutongs with Sylvia. The doorways to the left and right lead into the private courtyards of people's homes.

Exploring the Hutong with Sylvia. The doorways to the left and right lead into the private courtyards of people’s homes.

Doggy!

Doggy!

Just enjoying the weather~

Just getting some fresh air~

Definitely a hobbit door.

Spotted by the lake.  Definitely a hobbit door.

For lunch we found a restaurant called 云南味道 (Flavor of Yunan Province).  I feel that I’ve somehow neglected to talk about Chinese food in much detail on my blog, but better late than never!  An important distinction in thinking about types of food:  In the U.S. you categorize restaurants based on national origin (“Hey, let’s go for Italian/Mexican/Chinese/Thai/etc. food tonight!”)  In China, most people prefer to go for Chinese food rather than foreign food.  “Eating Chinese every day,” you might say, “doesn’t that get boring really fast?”  Although most restaurants offer exclusively Chinese food, the distinction is among Chinese regions (rather than countries), usually denoted by city or province.  Every city, big and small, is proud of its specialty dishes.

Yunnan is a province in the South of China near Thailand.  The flavor is totally different than anything Northern Chinese would cook.

Vegetables wrapped in banana leaves

Vegetables wrapped in banana leaves

Savory cooked mushrooms and sweet pineapple rice. So delicious! Not too elaborate of a spread by Chinese standards, but we were saving room to snack later, also can't go into a food coma after lunch. We must do all the things!

Savory cooked mushrooms and sweet pineapple rice. So delicious! Not too elaborate of a spread by Chinese standards, but we were saving room to snack later.  Also we couldn’t go into a food coma after lunch. We must do all the things!

Part 2: 天安门广场 / Tian’anmen Square

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After lunch we took a public bus to Tian’anmen Square, near the center of the city.  It’s free to enter.

Tian’anmen Square is a pretty popular tourist destination for Chinese and foreigners alike, but perhaps for different reasons.  For Sylvia and many other Chinese citizens, the place is an important symbol of China since it was in Tian’anmen Square that Chairman Mao announced the founding of New China in 1949.  She was excited to send the photos to her mother since her parents’ generation had the dream of going to Beijing and Tian’anmen Square.

The fountain streams dance with the music.

The fountain streams dance with the music.

The square itself really is huge!

The square itself really is huge!  I want roller skates…

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Taking pictures to prove we were here.

Taking pictures to prove we were here.

Part 3: 故宫 / The Forbidden Cityimg_20161022_151931_hdr

This is the point where you either go to Wikipedia to look up the actual historical details, or are overcome with the urge to stop everything and re-watch season 2 of Avatar: The Last Airbender.  Welcome to Ba Sing Se, the capital city of the Earth Kingdom.  If you want to take the middle road and do both options at once, I found an essay (here) that presents an interesting side-by-side comparison of the TV show and its historical inspiration.

The Forbidden City itself is the geographical center (the first ring) of the city of Beijing.  Long story short, it was the Chinese imperial palace for several dynasties, home of the emperor.  Interestingly, the main gate is immediately accessible from Tiananmen Square, right under the giant portrait of Mao.

Since it got re-purposed as a museum and tourist destination, the Forbidden City is not as forbidden as it once was (especially on a Saturday).  However, Sylvia and I decided to look at the second-coolest parts of the palace and avoid 90% of the crowd.  It was a good decision I think.

The Forbidden City is a popular place, but also a big place. The beaten path of hundreds of tour groups pours through the center, but if you turn your attention to the edges the city still appears to maintain a little of its forbidden-ness.

(Same shot as above, but looking slightly to the right.)  The Forbidden City is a popular place, but also a big place. The beaten path of hundreds of tour groups pours through the center, but if you turn your attention to the edges the city still appears to maintain a little of its forbidden-ness.

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The lower vantage point actually makes you realize how big the structures are.

The lower vantage point actually makes you realize how big the structures are.

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The most impressive thing might be the size, but don’t forget to look up close.

Flower dragon!

Flower dragon!

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I’ve actually been to the Forbidden City 3 times now, but a clear day makes the colors and detail stand out.

Part 4: 烤鸭 / Peking Roast Duck

We tried to hit the Temple of Heaven after the Forbidden City, but it was nearly closing time when we got there.  Oh well, guess we’ve walked enough for one day anyway.  Time for dinner.

Remember how I said that China delegates food to regional cuisines?  One of the things that Beijing is most famous for (food-wise) is roast duck.  Perfect way to end our jam-packed day in Beijing.

Sylvia directed us to one of the most famous roast duck restaurants in Beijing. Ducks at every table!

Sylvia directed us to one of the most famous roast duck restaurants in Beijing. Ducks everywhere!  They slice it right beside the table, steaming hot.

We also ordered these cold vegetable rolls and a seafood soup.

We also ordered these cold vegetable rolls and a seafood soup.  They also gave us a giant bowl of duck broth for free.

Unless your just grabbing a bowl of noodles on your lunch break, Chinese dishes are generally shared. Half a duck for two hungry people? Seems reasonable.

Unless your just grabbing a bowl of noodles on your lunch break, Chinese dishes are generally shared. Half a duck for two hungry people? Seems reasonable.

Some assembly required:  take one of those tortilla-looking pancakes from the upper left, place some duck meat, sauce, onions and cucumber inside, wrap it up, and enjoy!

All together the dinner cost us 200元,or 100元(that’s $15)/person.

So, that concludes our Beijing tour.  I’d seen most of it before, but doing it on a clear nice day without having to worry or deal with keeping up with a large tour group, culture shock, jet lag, or being tied to a strict schedule made the whole experience pretty fun and relaxing.  Most of all I enjoyed catching up with my friend and taking advantage of the clear, overcast weather to take some nice photos.  If Beijing were a postcard set, this is what you’d see pictured on it.

Making a Pizza

In which I (somehow) rally two young children, two Chinese nannies, a dysfunctional oven, an ordinary microwave, and one very brave mother into making a pizza.

Golden Week was upon us and the kids were out of school for a solid week (my second week on the job).  Whatever ideas and activities I had, that was the time to use them.  Why not cook some Western food?  My greatest fear in cooking is that nobody will appreciate or eat the finished product (this is especially true when cooking foreign food).  So, why not cook it together and make it a learning exercise?  My theory is that people are more likely to eat and less likely to insult what they’ve worked for two hours to produce.

Sophia has been obsessed with this simple children’s book called Making A Pizza, so it was easy to build hype for the activity.  Yes, the four-year-old was my on-staff pizza expert.  I will include the text of the story in bold below.

Here is the pan

There’s this pan-thing in the oven that I’ve never used.  Will that work?

It’s rectangular, but sure.  That’ll work fine!

Here is the dough

Elated from a successful shopping trip, I unloaded the groceries onto the kitchen table and took a look at the 10-minute pizza dough recipe I found online.  I started naming off the ingredients.  My host mother translated my list into Chinese as I read since the nanny is the only one who knows where anything in the kitchen is (she cooks 3 meals a day in there).  When I looked up expecting to see the assembled ingredients, I instead saw that the nanny already throwing all the things into a bowl at top speed efficiency without any regard for me, the kids, or the recipe in my hand.

“What are you doing?!  I’ve got a recipe here we’ve got to follow.  Pizza dough isn’t the same as Chinese bread and, well… I kinda wanted to help and also get the kids involved.”

“You mean, you know how to make a pizza by yourself?”  (That was my host mother, looking rather surprised.)

Yep, I’m the foreign teacher here.  That was kind of the idea…  When I told the kids I needed their help, I meant it to be a learning experience!  I know full well that any “help” I would get would be unskilled and make the actual cooking process slower and more complicated, but that was kind of the point.  An edible pizza at the end was just sort of a bonus for completing a cultural experience.  Should have realized that the nanny isn’t used to sharing the kitchen (or letting anyone do anything for that matter).  It was too late, though.  The sort-of-pizza-dough created by the nanny was already done at this point and, according to her, would need an hour to rise.  So much for my 10 minute recipe, but like I said I’m not one to refuse help so I let it go.  We could prepare the toppings and figure out how to work the oven while we waited.

Here is the sauce

Shopping for ingredients actually went really smoothly since there’s a well-stocked foreign imports store within walking distance from the apartment.  I was worried that I’d have to fabricate pizza sauce out of ketchup or something, but the store had a whole shelf of pizza sauces to choose from.  I couldn’t believe it!

Here is the cheese

Cheese is not part of Chinese cooking.  I’m pretty much a cheese enthusiast, so I was excited for this part.  I might have freaked out my host mother a little when I grabbed two bags of shredded mozzarella off the store shelf saying “Hmm… I hope this is enough.”  They were small bags, really!

Here is the pepperoni

We got not only pepperoni, but also mushrooms, tomatoes, ham, and pineapple to put on our pizzas.

Leeya hadn’t quite caught onto my first lesson: when you cook food yourself you have to start before you feel hungry.  Sophia was excited to help, though.  After the pizza dough incident I was anxious to get the kids involved in any way I could, so (with mother and nannies all watching) I took up the giant knife and started coaching the 4-year old on chopping tomato pieces.

I had almost full control of the knife and it was my hand near the blade, not Sophia’s.  No, I don’t think they were worried that we would chop our fingers off; what pained the nannies was that we were chopping tomatoes so incredibly slowly and clumsily.  These kids are loved and well cared for, but aren’t allowed the chance to help out around the house, or even put on their own socks.  I think the fact that I encouraged and expected the children to help me do things was probably the biggest piece of cultural immersion of the experience, much bigger than western cooking.  This was their first time helping prepare food, period.

Together Sophia and I chopped our way through all the tomatoes, pineapple, and mushrooms.  I showed her it was ok to get her hands messy pushing the chopped pieces into the bowl, which she was hesitant to do.

The master pizza chef at work. Sophia's been training for weeks, and it's finally time for the practical application.

The master pizza chef at work. Sophia’s been training for weeks, and it’s finally time for the practical application.

Here is the Oven

My latest host family does have an oven in the apartment.  However, it is not necessary for traditional Chinese cooking and my host mother couldn’t remember the last time they used it, or how it worked.

No problem, an oven isn’t a complicated machine.  After fiddling with it for a few minutes we set it to preheat and went back to assembling the pizza.

However, when we checked on it a few minutes later, we found it to be warm but apparently turned off.  What happened?  After a few minutes of unsuccessfully pushing buttons, the nanny had the bright idea of checking the electricity closet.  Yep, the circuit breaker works great…  Maybe a lower temperature?  Same result.  Umm….

This is where the Chinese nannies came in and saved the day.  While I helped the kids knead, roll, and decorate personal-sized pizzas with a second batch of dough that I’d made, the nannies went to work pan-frying the first pizza (which was entirely too big to be cooked any other way).  The plate-sized pizzas we cooked in the microwave.

pan-fried pizza... good save!

pan-fried pizza… good save!

I take it back, Wang Ayi you were a lot of help, really!

I take it back, Wang Ayi.  You were a lot of help, really!

An array of pizza-making methods

An array of pizza-making methods

Sophia's pizza got a little crusty in the microwave, but it tastes alright!

Sophia’s pizza got a little crusty in the microwave, but it tasted alright!

Leeya, let me take a picture of you and your beautiful pizza now, because I have a feeling a trip through the microwave could ruin it's careful design.

Leeya, let me take a picture of you and your beautiful pizza now, because I have a feeling a trip through the microwave could ruin it’s careful design.

Yikes! I warned you...

Yikes! I warned you…

Keeping everyone calm and focused was by far the hardest part.  I kept reassuring my host mother that none of the pizza ingredients will make you sick if they’re under-cooked, that I really did know what I was doing and that it would work out fine.  In the end I’d call the pizza making venture a success, though I don’t know if I will muster the courage to try another cooking activity.  Everyone helped, and everyone thought the pizza was delicious (even if it looked like a mess).  However, next time we may be making sandwiches.

Cat Cafe Redemption! >^..^<

In which I find in Beijing what I could not in Hangzhou: a cat cafe that fulfills all my hopes and dreams~

With my new work schedule I get Saturday afternoon/evening and all of Sunday off.  This doesn’t match up with the schedules of the other Au Pairs in Beijing (and there are lots), but it does allow me to make and hang out with Chinese and Expat friends outside of Lopair.

One thing I was looking forward to in Beijing was finally meeting my other Chinese penpal, Kate.  She goes to college in Beijing and we Skyped several times before I came to China.  My first week in Beijing I met Kate and some of her friends downtown to go to a language exchange meeting, and the second weekend the two of us decided to go to a cat cafe together!

The cafe that Kate recommended is in 南锣鼓巷, a very Asheville-esque shopping district with numerous winding streets lined with crafty souvenir and clothes shops, tons of food stands, cafes, and restaurants.  Really I just wanted to spend all my money right then, but I limited myself to a postcard, an envelope, a lot of window shopping, and “exploding chicken” (fried chicken filled with cheese!) for lunch.

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One of the busier streets

A pig made out of blown sugar.  I don't think I could eat something so pretty!

A pig made out of blown sugar. I don’t think I could eat something so pretty!

A simple notebook printed as an old-style Chinese math book.  One of the many things I resisted buying.

A simple notebook printed as an old-style Chinese math book. One of the many things I resisted buying.

After lunch we headed to the cat cafe which was located down one of the emptier side streets.  Such a cute place!  There were tons of cats, but most of them were napping.  They didn’t mind being petted though.

猫Lady (Cat Lady) cat cafe.  The cat out front has definitely been hired to lure in customers.

喵Lady cat cafe. The cat out front has definitely been hired to lure in customers.

Cat cafe success!

Cat cafe success!

Our over-priced drinks that do at least come with cats included.

Our over-priced drinks that do at least come with cats included.

Such a cool seating area upstairs!  Bar-style cat access.

Such a cool seating area upstairs! Bar-style cat access.

Kate and her favorite cat.  Almost all the cats were sleeping but they didn't mind being petted anyway.

Kate and her favorite cat.

Cat in the corner by the stairwell.  Is that a comfortable place to sleep...?

Cat in the corner by the stairwell. Is that a comfortable place to sleep…?

This cat sat with its back to us, unmoving, except when it occasionally turned around and gave us this dirty look.  haha

This cat sat with its back to us, unmoving, except when it occasionally turned around and gave us this dirty look. haha

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After petting every cat in the cat cafe and starting to feel sleep around so many sleepy cats, we went out again, this time to 后海, a nice lake nearby lined with music bars.

Such a wonderful day to be at the lake!

Such a wonderful day to be at the lake!

They literally had a drum circle.  Didn't I say it felt like Asheville?

They literally had a drum circle. Didn’t I say it felt like Asheville?

After a walk around the lake it was time for Kate to head back to school and me to head home.  I’m so glad I got to not just find a cat cafe, but also spend the day with Kate and see a new and awesome part of the city.

As we were leaving we spotted another cat cafe and that can only mean one thing: we have to go back!

My Friend is Real!

In which I meet a Chinese stranger I found on the internet.

I have a confession to make.  It’s true that I’ve been traveling by myself this week because I have a single-entry Chinese visa and couldn’t go with my family in Hangzhou on vacation, but I came to Shenzhen in particular because I met a Chinese stranger online, she sent me pictures of food, and I wanted to meet her in person.

Meet my friend Jade.  She grew up in the northernmost part of China (North of Harbin, bordering Russia).  Now she’s moved for work down to one of the southernmost cities in the country: Shenzhen.  She makes regular trips into Hong Kong and likes the food there.  She bakes cookies for her friends, picks lychee with her mother, and her favorite flavor of ice cream is durian flavored (you know, from Dairy Queen!)  She’s divorced.  She loves the pictures I send her of my cat at home and tells me that although she doesn’t have any cats, she wants to get one and had one when she was little.  She won’t send me a picture of herself because she thinks she’s fat.

This a good sampling of what I knew about Jade before I booked my plane ticket to Shenzhen.  Do you remember when I mentioned the website called My Language Exchange in one of my very first blog posts?  I met Jade on that website over a year ago (back when I was just starting to put meaningful sentences together on my own in Chinese, after my second semester of Mandarin) and we’ve been exchanging emails ever since.

I booked this particular Airbnb because it was close to the address she’d given me.  Turns out it was her work address, but that was just as well as it meant the place I was staying was in an interesting part of the city (instead of apartments as far as the eye can see in every direction) and it also meant that when Jade got off work early on Friday, we could go eat dinner together!

We planned to meet at the metro station nearest me.  Luckily she recognized me because to this point I still didn’t know what she looked like…  She found me alright and we walked together to a restaurant not too far away.

Eating durian pizza with Jade

Eating durian pizza with Jade

Ultimate fusion pizza

Ultimate fusion pizza

Afterwards we went to the mall, walked around, played in the arcade, and got drinks.

Afterwards we went to the mall, walked around, played in the arcade, and got drinks.

Having way too much fun in the kiddie arcade with Jade.

Having way too much fun in the kiddie arcade with Jade.

When we first met online Jade obviously had better written English than I had Chinese, but after I came to China and our email exchanges devolved into Wechat texts, our conversations shifted almost exclusively into Chinese.  I knew Jade’s written English was decent, but had no idea what to expect of her speaking skills.

As it turned out Jade is a very talkative person, but for the entire evening we never shifted into English.  Oh well, it was good practice for me and sometimes it’s easier not to switch back and forth.

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Jade wasn’t the only friend I met up with in Shenzhen!  I also met up with my Chinese friend Sophie, which was a pleasant surprise.  Sophie and I first met at FEE conference for college students in Atlanta, GA several years ago (before I even started studying Chinese).  Then, about 2 years ago Sophie came up from Florida with her boyfriend (now husband) to visit Asheville and I met them for dinner.  Now she’s back in China working in nearby Guangzhou, so she took a day trip to Shenzhen to have lunch with me!

Hanging out with Sophie on the opposite side of the globe from where we first met.

Hanging out with Sophie on the opposite side of the globe from where we first met.

Roberta and I went to the science museum together.  The whole place was full of interactive exhibits for kids, but the coolest was this marble machine in the lobby.

Roberta and I went to the science museum together. The whole place was full of interactive exhibits for kids, but the coolest was this marble machine in the lobby.

I also met up with one other Au Pair that I’d met at my orientation, Roberta (from Italy).

Also met up with Roberta, another Au Pair.  We're admiring the Terracotta Warriors stationed in this underground shopping center.

Roberta and I are admiring the Terracotta Warriors stationed in this underground shopping center.

Pretty much everyone I’ve told that I went to Shenzhen on vacation gave me the response “Why would you go there?  It’s just a big modern city without much history to it.  China has so many interesting places!”  They’ve got a point of course, but I came to Shenzhen to see people, not places.  I went on vacation to relax, not to wear myself out.  In those respects my vacation has been very successful and Shenzhen was the perfect place to go!

Three Small Triumphs

In which I successfully eat something that has legs still attached

I don’t do extravagant things every day.  Jony’s English doesn’t improve in huge leaps, nor does my Chinese.  However, every day there are a few small triumphs to be tallied.  Today I counted three.

#1 Post Office Victory

I sent two letters at the post office today.  This was actually my third trip to the post office, but maybe the first time I really felt like I knew what I was doing.  The first time was easy: the place was empty so I just walked up the counter, handed the postal worker the letters I wanted to send and told her where I wanted to send them just to make sure they headed to the right countries.  Easy peasy.

The second time was quite different.  Apparently you’re really supposed to get a number when you come in, then wait until your number is called (it’s a lot more comfy than standing in line when you think about it).  I got that figured out alright, but then when it was my turn they asked me if I wanted to send my international letters by Air Mail or by boat.  In that moment I had absolutely no idea what she was talking about and just improvised by blurting out “Send it the cheapest way!”.  This may not seem embarrassing (and certainly got the job done), but I realized afterwards that I literally learned the exact Chinese vocabulary that I needed in my textbook last fall and had forgotten it entirely.

Today I got the vocabulary down and understand the system.  One of the letters I sent was to a Chinese friend so fingers crossed that I wrote all the characters right on the address.  Next time I’ll aim for full sentences.  Small steps, small victories.

#2 Crab Conquest

I’m adding the phrase “You’ve really never eaten a crab before?  Oh my god.” to my list of Crap Chinese People Say.  Also, when I ask how to eat something (usually meat with lots of bones and possibly non-edible parts still attached) my host mother always responds “Well, you just eat it.”  Uh, thanks.

So, Jony gave me a crab eating lesson today at dinner.  It’s one of his favorite foods so for step one he told me “Crab is really yummy!”  I actually really needed to hear that before tackling this crab that is staring me down.

Giant crabs in a bowl.

Giant crabs in a bowl

If it is possible to eat a crab without making a total mess, my host family has not figured it out yet.  I fit right in.  It was pretty good (both the lesson and the crab), in my opinion!  Would eat again.

#3 Jony’s Creation

The last triumph isn’t mine, but I can still brag on my little brother.  Jony’s favorite toys to play with in the world are action figures.  A few days ago he got this kit that build an action figure!  It had about a zillion tiny parts but after a few evenings’ work he’s finally finished assembling it.  He wouldn’t accept any help, which is just as well as I wouldn’t have the patience for a project like that.

After he finished I battled him with a Hello Kitty plushie that was sitting on the table.  All you need is imagination, right?

The finished masterpiece!

The finished masterpiece! 

 

Look at all those parts and instructions!  Yikes!

Look at all those parts and instructions! Yikes!

So, those were my small triumphs of the day.  What were yours?  Also I’m curious: have you ever eaten a whole crab before?

Supermarket Tour

It’s been a while since I’ve made a post.  Unfortunately it’s been too hot to do much adventuring lately.  However, today on the way back from Chinese class I stopped by Century Mart, the big grocery store, and thought it would be fun to do a supermarket tour!

The photos are mainly of the produce sections.  The frozen food, canned food, hair products, etc. sections are pretty typical of what you’d expect in a grocery store in the States, so I didn’t take photos of those.

No story to go along with this post except to say that the Reese’s candy bars I wanted to buy are no longer being carried.  So sad.  They were on sale the last time I was there and I bought a bunch, though!

P.S.  This is my first time trying out the gallery feature on my blog.  You can click on the images to see the full size.